Hi everyone! I just plopped myself down on a leather couch. I am wearing shorts and it's hot out so my legs are sticking to the fabric. I am very disgusted and want to throw up but wanted to push through these tough times and difficult emotions and thank you all very much for watching Gas-Pump Chump! It was a lot of fun to make and it means everything to be able to share it here. Love ya Newgrounds, thanks so much again ya fine folks. Can't wait to share more stuff. I hate this sweaty, ratty old sofa. I mean who leaves a black leather sofa underneath a highway underpass right by the sewage runoff and doesn't expect me to sit on it. Lunacy.

Take care, baya!